Do you have a print copy of the U.S. tax code? . . . No? Good! My husband lost his eyesight, and he was going to make me read it to him. Thank you very much. You made my day!
“I found this. [Holds jar containing tarantula in reference librarian’s face.] Do you have a book I can look it up in to see what kind it is? I think it’s mad. Do you want to pet it?”